I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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