How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
tell me about the fingering
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