What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
