So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My Higher Power is John Stamos
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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