# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
