I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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