why do cheetos always look like penises
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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