We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I am morally bankrupt
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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