I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
