so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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