I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
