I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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