I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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