So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The adults are the big ones right?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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