Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
