bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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