I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
