I have demons in me.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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