To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
jump out the window naked night went bad
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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