I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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