So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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