My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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