i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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