It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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