We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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