Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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