That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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