We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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