im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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