with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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