i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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