shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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