i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
