if you like me you must not know who I am
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
