i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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