i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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