But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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