are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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