i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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