I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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