never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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