he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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