yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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