Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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