in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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