haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Is it because I queefed?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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