your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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