Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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