So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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