so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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