ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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