i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This house was built for laser tag.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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