I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
being pregnant is like rehab
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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