dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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