she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she looked like the before picture.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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