spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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